Friday, November 21, 2014

خطبة الجمعة

من أكبر التحديات اللي بتواجهني في محاولة احتفاظي بصلتي بالإسلام المجتمعي والثقافي في مصر هي خطبة الجمعة. خطبة الجمعة تحدي هائل لإيمان كل من لديه خليتين أحياء في مخه. والحقيقة ان الوضع المزري لخطباء المساجد المسلمين بالمقارنة بتفهم وتفتح رجال الدين من الأديان الأخرى حاجة بتخلي الواحد يحس بنوع من الحسد. وده يجيبنا للمواضيع والأساليب المكررة في كل الخطب. كل خطب الجمعة تتضمن خليط من مجموعة محدودة جدا من المواضيع وأساليب الابتزاز المحفوظة. كل الاختلاف اللي نال خطب الجمعة بعد أحداث يناير هو تكفير من لا يصوت للإسلاميين ثم تأجيج التحارب المدني كل أسبوع.

خطبة النهارده في الجامع كانت خطبة مثالية تتضمن كل عناصر الخطب المحفوظة ما عدا الهجوم على اللي بيربوا كلاب:

١ الخطبة كانت كلها هجوم على كل من يدعو للتفكير والتجديد الحقيقي في الفلسفة والفقه الإسلامي. بالتحديد هو كان متضايق جدا من هجوم إسلام بحيري على هوس الإسلام التقليدي بالبخاري ورفعه لمرتبة الرسول واعتبار البحث في حقيقة أحاديثه كفر وجنون. فطبعا الشيخ عشان يثبت إن بحيري غلط دخل في خطبة مدتها ساعة كان بيسعى إنه يثبت فيها (بدون أدلة حقيقية) ان الهجوم على صحة البخاري جنون وان البخاري جزء لا يتجزأ من الإيمان، باختصار الشيخ قال حرفيا ان البخاري يأتي فقط بعد القرآن في صحته. طبعا سخرية انه بالشكل ده أثبت اللي بحيري كان بيقوله فاتت عليه تماما، بس ده مش مهم.

٢ أغلبية خطب الجمعة اللي بسمعها بيكون فيها كذب أو معلومات خاطئة أو مغالطات أصلها جهل أو كذب صريح أو تجاهل. مثلا كل ما يمت للعلم أو الإعجاز العلمي أو نظرية التطور بيكون خاطئ تماما وبشكل جذري، وكل ما له علاقة بالأحداث العالمية بيكون كذب، وكل ما له علاقة بحقوق الانسان أو الاضطهاد بيكون فيه استهبال وتغافل عن الحقيقة. النهارده الشيخ اختار انه يلفت انتباه الناس اللي نامت وهو بيمجد في البخاري عن طريق انه يدعي وجود حملة في الإعلام لتشجيع الشباب على الجنس قبل الزواج وهو كذب صريح. بس أعتقد ان من فكره ان الكذب لهدف نبيل حاجة كويسة.

٣ كل خطبة يجب أن تتضمن اتهام لشخص أو جماعة بالحقد على الإسلام والمسلمين. والنهارده الاتهام كان من نصيب بحيري. بغض النظر عن ان الاتهام عبيط ويحمل في طياته تكفير، لكن أنا دائما بحاول أفكر في الصورة الذاتية للناس اللي شايفة العالم حاقد على المسلمين. أصل معلش يعني، عشان حد يحقد على حد لازم يكون شايفه أحسن منه. والعالم كله مش شايف المسلمين أحسن منه، العالم شايف المسلمين همج وعناف (بغض النظر عن كون الصورة عادلة أو لا). مصيبة لا تكونوا فعلا مصدقين ان العالم بيحسد المسلمين وكده؟

٤ الخطبة متحلوش إلا إذا كان فيها حتة كده شتيمة في الستات. واللغة والطريق هنا محفوظين. هو هاجم دعوات تحرر المرأة في الإسلام ثم قال بتأثر تحررها من ماذا، من الإسلام؟ طبعا المفروض ان الموضوع اتقفل هنا لأنه أعطى قداسة لتمييزه ضد المرأة. وبعدين عشان يحلي البيعة لازم يقول الحتة بتاعت ان الإسلام كرم المرأة والجوهرة والبونبوناية الملفوفة واللؤلؤة وكده. بس الشيخ النهارده حب يجود فأضاف ان دي دعوات شيوعية. شيوعية؟ شيوعية مين يا حاج انت نمت في ١٩٨٥ ولسه صاحي؟ المهم الرد على الكلام ده مش صعب. إذا كنت انت هتعرف الإسلام على ان هو اللي بيتعمل في الستات في المجتمعات الإسلامية حاليا يبقى أيوه الستات محتاجين يتحرروا من اللي انت بتعرفه على انه إسلام. تسميته بالإسلام لا يغير من الواقع شيء. كما ان تسمية القهر والحبس والكبت والتمييز بالتكريم والتشريف مش هيخليه تكريم وتشريف.

٥ نهاية خطبة الجمعة المميزة النهارده كانت بالحتة المفضلة عندي. الشيخ قرر ان مناقشة "هؤلاء" لازم تبقى عن طريق إفحامهم. وجزء من إفحامهم هو اللجوء لحجة التخصص، الشويتين بتوع انت لو حبيت تسأل في الطب هتسأل طبيب، لو حبيت تسأل في الهندسة هتسأل مهندس، لو حبيت تسأل في الدين لازم تسأل رجل دين. أيوه بس يا حاج انتو قلتولنا ان مفيش كهنوت في الإسلام، وانتو كده كهنة. هو الدكتور ولا المهندس بيحجز ما بيني وبين ربنا؟ وهو الشيخ بيقدملي دراسات إكلينيكية وإثباتات نظرية وعملية لكلامه؟ وهو ربنا مش المفروض خالقنا بالفطرة نقدر نوصله ومش محتاجين سمسار في النص؟

للأسف أنا مش عارف أنا بقيت بحضر صلاة الجمعة ليه. هي دي الخلاصة


Monday, October 13, 2014

The two I's

I believe without the Jewish state of Israel and the Islamic Republic of Iran the Middle East would have been a much more hospitable, diverse, progressive, stable, and tolerant place.

This is probably an axiom that anyone who studies the Mideast knows but very few people dare speak. Of course the response is always a permutation of: Holocaust, drive the Jews into the sea, anti-Semite, and never again. This of course completely misses the point, because do I wish Iranians were driven into the Gulf?

Israel is a foreign and synthetic entity implanted into the Mideast due to complexities of European history. It was formed by the mass migration of people whose roots in the region are so tenuous that they are likely non-existent. And they had to drive off people whose roots in the region predate even the ancient Hebrews'. But once the Jewish refugees had settled in historical Palestine they probably established an intrinsic right to live on that land and to practice their religion and culture and be first grade citizens.

But that was not enough. Jews had the right to statehood. Why? Because of reasons that had nothing to do with the Mideast. And because Jews had weapons and the cover of a very freshly and rightfully guilty Europe, Israel was allowed to ethnically cleanse Palestine, so that Israel would not only be a state for Jews, but would be a Jewish state. This sharp stab at the heart of the emerging Arab nations would reverberate to this day.

Yes, Israel's initial conception was not of a religious state, but it was one of a mono-cultural society. And Israel's practice has lead it down a path where it has become an expansionist, apartheid morass of right wing extremism. I recently got into the habit of following a diverse collection of Israeli Twitter accounts, and I was truly shocked. Israelis are not the Westerners I thought they were, they are not the secular self examining progressive people I imagined them to be. In fact, they mostly remind me of Muslim extremists. They are entirely focused on picking on Muslim societies so far away they have never had any interaction with Israel. They spend all of their time finding absurd parallels with absurd situations to justify the most absurd actions of Israel. And they truly and completely and consistently define their country's conflict as a conflict with Islam. As someone who has spent a lot of time reminding Arabs that the Arab-Israeli conflict is at its core a secular conflict over land and people, I was shocked to discover that perhaps the instigation of a religious view of the conflict is not as Arab driven as I once thought.

But as damaging as Israel's presence in its current form has been to the region, I believe it might have ended up well. After Sadat's initiative for peace, I believe enough pressure could have been accumulated on Israel to accept peace based on a two-state solution at a time when the West Bank was still salvageable. In return there would have been complete normalisation with Arab states. In a way this almost feels like it should have been inevitable. Instead something in the middle happened and said pressure never materialised, Israel instead went down its insane extreme right wing path and destroyed the territorial integrity of the West Bank, leaving itself in a situation where it either becomes the new Republic of South Africa or it becomes (gasp) a minority Jewish country.

That something was the Iranian revolution. In fact it wasn't even the revolution itself but a short period where everything went wrong and Khomeini lead the country down a path of adolescent auto-pilot. As Khomeini glided along with the unplanned and catastrophic US embassy hostage crisis, he directed the Iranian revolution in a direction it was not necessarily destined to take. As he glided along improvising he thought it would be a great idea to export the Islamic revolution. So there we went as Iran stabbed a scythe of influence and agency across the fertile crescent from Iraq to the shores of Lebanon.

The influence of Jewish Israel and Islamic Iran on the region has been disastrous. In Lebanon in the eighties they laid the groundwork for what the region could expect in years to come. It was not, in fact, Syrian "occupation" that lead to some of the more disastrous chapters of the Lebanese civil war. It was the agency to Israel by the phalange and to Iran by the budding Hezbollah that tore the country apart and would continue to this day. In Syria, the Baath regime was not always, as some insist, a minority controlled regime. In fact it was a despotic but secular regime that underplayed sectarian differences and kept the awkward state of Syria glued together through Arab nationalism. It was the decision by Assad senior to make Syria an agent of Iran that started the decomposition of Syria allowing the disastrous Syrian "revolution" to mushroom beyond anything the Islamist uprisings of the 70's could present. In Iraq, US instituted ballotocracy brought an Iranian proxy government dominated by Shiites which stressed sectarianism way more than Saddam ever did. Leading inevitably to ISIL.

What's really interesting is that the conflict between Israel and Iran and their neighbours is not an ancient conflict as western media dutifully recites. In fact Arab countries and Iran had excellent relations with Iran under the Shah. If the Iranian revolution had not happened, there is a very high possibility that in the absence of political tension, Muslim sectarian differences could have been mended. Israel also did not have to turn the conflict into a religious conflict. Certainly from Arab perspectives the conflict did not start out religious, but under constant pressure from Israel the PLO mutated into Iranian sponsored Hamas. While Israelis might think that turning the conflict religious helps them accumulate international support, they must realise they reside in a region that is becoming increasingly hostile and increasingly dangerous.

The way out for Iran is straight forward: Iran must abandon its self proclaimed role as the protector of Shiites in the Arab world. It must stop conflating religion and geopolitics, because ultimately it has worked against both its interests and the well-being of Shiites in the region. For Israel I don't know if there is a way out any longer. The way out was always the two-state solution. Everyone always knew the parameters of said solution: Contiguous land for Palestinians at exactly 67 borders, sharing Jerusalem and water, limited right of return for Palestinian refugees to historical Palestine, and normalisation with the Arab world. The west knew this was the solution, the Arab world knew it and proposed it explicitly in the Arab initiative, and even Palestinians knew it and endorsed it. But Israel has been on a suicidal path enabled by the US to destroy any possibility of this solution through settlements in the West Bank. The Israelis are convinced that the current state is sustainable, while some convince themselves that the Bantustans/enclaves in the West Bank can be a sustainable Palestinian state. The truth is, Israel is heading down a very disastrous path, and its friends are not helping it much by their enabling.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Why the Arab Spring hypothesis has failed

The Arab Spring hypothesis was simple: Arabs hate the US because Arabs want Islamist rule, the US is seen as propping corrupt autocratic secular regimes against the will of the people. If Islamists are allowed to rule through a form of illiberal democracy, they will eventually have to moderate along the lines of Christian parties in Europe, they will no longer hate the US, there will be no more wars in the Mideast and Israel will be safe.

This is obviously a load of BS. It might sound simple and elegant to a westerner, especially one racked by liberal guilt. But anyone with any understanding of Islamists could've (and did) predicted this would not work.

So how did it go? In Egypt the MB came to power, immediately moved to disenfranchise large sections of society, started supporting Jihadist groups, undermined the army, and lead to the creation of a critical mass of anti-Islamism that exploded in a conflagration of epic proportions. The US refused adamantly to accept that there is genuine societal refusal of Islamism in Egypt because that flies against the vogue theories of neo-cons and Arab Spring hypotheses. In Libya elections gave the MB a majority in parliament which they used to fund militias loyal only to them. When they lost the following elections, they moved to systematically deconstruct the vestiges of statehood that Libya ever had in a drawn out civil ... spat. In Yemen, democracy brought to the forefront a dominance of Al-Qaeda in multiple provinces, separatism in the South, and a sectarian war in the North that pretty much disintegrated the national army.

But the mother of all demonstrations of the utter and complete idiocy of the thesis behind the Arab Spring is of course Syria. In Syria the US, Israel, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, and Qatar for divergent reasons insisted that Asad was the only problem and that by him going everything would be peachy. A gigantic civil war driven blind spot developed as the allies were busy trying to spin the media. In this blind spot ISIL rose from the ashes of Iraq, leading to the astounding scene of the siege of Kobane in Syria as ISIL and Turkey besiege a Kurdish town likely to be exposed to mass slaughter if it falls.

So what went wrong? A few catastrophic idiotic assumptions by the Obama administration went wrong.

First, the assumption that Islamist parties would go the way of Christian parties in Europe is demented. It ignores major difference in the nature of both religions, in the origins of the parties in both regions, and in the histories of the regions. The Arab world has a history of colonialism, no major regional wars in recent history to install a pacifist attitude, the religion has not passed through a period of secularisation, and liberal values are in no way part of social values in the Mideast as they are in Europe.

Secondly, the majority of Arab countries are entities that are entirely based on concepts of post-colonialist Arab nationalism. This is particularly true of Syria where there was no other glue holding together the country. The Arab spring was almost entirely driven by Islamists wanting to get to power through either guns or ballot boxes or both. The US knew this, and pretty much wanted it. But said Islamists are Sunni, and as Libya has shown clearly they have absolutely no intention of granting anyone who doesn't toe their line any quarters. In such a situation, what was the expected reaction of the Shiia, Alawis, and Christians of Syria? Were they expected to lie down and be subjected to a gradual but unavoidable campaign of ethnic cleansing along the lines of the Christians of Iraq? As the US, Turkey, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia poured weapons and foreign fighters into Syria through the borders of Turkey were they expected to surrender to the mass slaughter coming, or were they expected to respond with equal ferocity.

But above all, the assumption that moderate Islamists are the only party capable of confronting and moderating radical groups was the cardinal error in the Arab Spring hypothesis. It shows the Obama admin has absolutely no idea how Islamists function and that it was easy prey to the bilingually bifurcated media machine of the MB. Because Islamists have never ever made any radical revision of the basic principles that drive all of them, they are all very vulnerable to being bullied into more radical positions by groups to their right. Given enough time, the MB in Libya certainly and without delay turned Jihadi, in Syria, the MB will inevitably gravitate towards ISIL. Leave a bunch of Islamists alone and through a convoluted process of medieval argument and head chopping they will all accumulate towards the extreme right and coagulate into one pulsating murderous sectarian monstrous entity.

And that is far worse than anything the autocratic allegedly corrupt regimes of the Pan-Arabist era could have produced.

Arab Spring indeed.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

السنة الثورية الجديدة

كنت بفضي شوية صور عندي لقيت شوية سكرين شوتس عسل من بعد 30\6. حاجة كده تلخص الحالة الثورية بشمس حريتها اللي بينادي باغتيال الناس عشوائي. بيسارييها المتحالفين مع يمين ديني تطرفه ودمويته هيكتب عنها التاريخ. بفيدراليته متعددة الأقاليم. بثورة ليبيته اللي نجحت. بمجيدة اللي قلعت البرقع وابتدت تحرق الكنايس وتضرب عليها نار. الحقيقة حاجة وسخة. كويس اني بنضف الاي باد.

في يوم ما من سنة وشوية النخبة الحلوة دي كانت ماسكة البلد. ويا عالم فلتنا ولا ايه النظام: